Posts Tagged ‘office humor’

Lunch Break! The Great Office War

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

Has this ever happened in your office?

Top 10 Office Phrases I Will Hear in a Week

Monday, August 31st, 2009

Much like David Letterman’s top 10 list, I have decided to put together a top ten list of most commonly heard office phrases heard around SantexQ headquarters. Perhaps it will give you a taste of what it’s like to work here, perhaps not. The only thing I know is that our online project management tool keeps us organized amongst the chaos of office life! Without further ado, here are the top ten office phrases I will hear in a week:

10. Oh look, another ‘Space Available’ sign is up.
9. I am just going to be in here cranking away…
8. Edit Undo, Edit Undo!
7. Oh what is that on my desktop!? Oh come on you guys!
6. Dude, can you turn down the volume
5. I forgot to clock out…
4. It’s an “off” day (Monday)
3. Do you know how to fax this?
2. Where should we go for lunch?

And the number one office quote is…

1. Tell them I am in a meeting

Do you have any typical office shouts you hear every week? Share them in the comments! :P